first day, get ready.

Well, here we go. First day of the rest of this life. 2day was a lil boring, sat around most of tha day. ignored tha phone all day. my life is pretty much fucked up at this point. it all startd at tha age of 14. couldnt follow tha boss' rules, so i had 2 hit tha bricks. first bad descision, hookd up wit "casper tha evil ghost". i startd 2 get n2 all types of shit. i was basiclly homeless. so i move my dumbass in wit tha ghost. of course, tyms is hard, so you know wer i went..........................? 2 tha street. first real crime i committd was breakin in2 a record store a friend of mine workd in. it was an inside job. we came away wit 3000 cash! i had jus turned 15. guess what i went and bought? dope and pistols! tha ghost was pregnant wit my son freckles. i stayd wit her 6years. we had 2 more girls, "mini-me 1 n 2". moms was in skool gettn her shit 2gether. i was in tha street, gettn my shit 2gether, i guess. neways, tha ghost and i broke up hatin 1anotha. it was a mess.
bad descision #2, while playin in tha street i run n2 babymama #2, tina turner. first of all, she was 15, i was 22. i know, i know,......r. kelly. neways, she lied about her age and i fell 4 it. by tha tym i found out how old she was, she was 3months pregnant wit "ups man". i was grindn good, so i took tina under my wing. her mama was on drugs, so she didnt care, plus i had work, moms loved me. we ended up bein 2gether 10years and had 2 more kids. "fatboy n baby gangsta". in tha middle of all this, i met "tha money bag". im so caught up in tha money, that i ended up knockin her up wit"tha golden child". we stayd 2gether jus a couple of years. alot of problems, so we ended on a bad note. this is jus a synopsis of how my adult life startd. i got alot 2 say, so eventually itll all come 2 tha light. let me tell yall this, as part of 2days installment, my folks "refugee"made sure that i got my foodstamps. i love u girl! now a nigga can eat good! o yea, b4 i 4get, i was talkn 2 this chick "medium gap". people, this bitch is thick, cute, n black as a motherfucker! really, i could take this bitch 2 moms, but she been gettn on my nervs. bitch gettn 2 emotional. i know my penis has her "dickmotized", but damn!! calm down!! we only friends, remember? i dont wanta blow my own horn, but........... i am good in bed. well im gettn sleepy, ill have more about my life 2mro. remember, COME BACK!